Well, I tried to get this up yesterday but I actually went to the family Christmas Eve party (rather against my will) and then just played around on Tumblr. I was surprised that my aunt actually got me a present! I never get presents for anything! But she got me candy and a $40 giftcard so yay! I can buy paints! Which is holly jolly for me because ( Read more... )

Boy, did I have a weird day. First I went to sleep like at 7:30 and woke up at 1am. So, I played around on Sims (and made a happy home for Mal and Pax) until the sun came up. Then I felt like snarking so I got to work, got tired and took a nap where I dreamt of the Goddamn BSC. When I woke up, I was stilll bored so I finished up my snark. And good ( Read more... )

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I THINK THIS BOOK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TLC’S ENTIRE REALITY SHOW LINEUP!!!! PART 1

I want to preface this by saying that I USUALLY think nothing’s wrong with beauty pageants, per se, but because of dumbass parents like the ones on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ or ‘Mama’ June with that disgusting boyfriend who should rot ( Read more... )

Welp! I made it! This last part isn't as terrible as the previous parts. There's some stupidity but nothing like hopping in a stranger's car. And I'm pretty mad at the fact that it's almost 80°. I cannot wait to move out of this Hell hole. Anyway, back to the snark. The end is pretty much filler. Like, there's a totally unneeded chapter. So, get ( Read more... )

Hey, gals! Y'all ready for more rage? I certainly hope so because oh, my! I'm like, in shock at how very, very terrible this book is. It should be on school must read lists on how not to handle a relationship. How not to handle strangers. How not to parent. How not to be a total ho bag of fail. I had to stop and face palm so much. But I think I'm ( Read more... )

So, if any of you like what I’m doing here, I’ll be snarking non BSC books over on my journal (first one up: The Devil Wears Prada. I haaate that book). Like, comment and subscribe! Shoot, that’s not it. Anyway, I’m also shilling my next snark on here at the end of this thing. Thanks to all you lovely, lovely people who commented and laughed. The ( Read more... )

First things first. I cannot think about this book without thinking of Teen Girl Squad. Everytime I hear 'Older Boy' I just hear Cheerleader saying 'Let's go sit by them olda boys!' So, yes. That is how I'll be titling this snark. Second off, this snark is filled with rage and a copious amount of swearing. I'm pretty sure Ann can get a restraining ( Read more... )

Urg, I swear, New York State winters could rival those on Game of Thrones. We just had two snow days in the past two weeks. And there’s another snow alert. I’m not complaining. So, since class is canceled, I might as well read a book set in the summer, that’s well written, and funny. Sucks to be me, because I’m reading Boy Crazy Stacey ( Read more... )

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